The Hinge Pins Year A short poem
2006 and nine shows we have done, Measure For Measure a play by the bard,
Whilst working hard, but having some fun It was in the bar, it wasn't to hard
Silent and quick as we move in the black, When Gav is about, chaos is certain
Carrying on sets, then bringing them back When he fell through a door and ripped
down the curtain
The audience laughed and he looked a fool,
Robinson Crusoe The Panto, was the first, As Tom fixed the curtain with his multi-tool
The show brought back Lynchie's acting thirst,
Envious of the dame , right from the start, Scrooge then chased up money owing,
He managed to get on dressed as a tart, Starring hingepin and valleys favourite Glenn Bowen,
Elaine, impressed with his dancing technique, Kay was dragged from her apple cart
Has given him a part in the Panto next week. To become SM right from the start
The crewing went like a dream
Calamity Jane with Treorchy Comp. School Until Daniel Black's face was covered in cream
Where we saw Daniel Black acting the fool,
Something happened in this show which ws really rare, The Wizard of OZ finished the year,
Actors that listen!,not usually found in the Park and Dare With a scare crow who was ginger and a little bit
queer
They listened to the crew all through the night, Valleys favourite dressed as a crow,
Plus there were some smart teachers on stage right. As Dorothy's house rolled towards the front row
With the speed and agility of a sloth,
A Hingepin appeared in Me and My Girl, Sam got hit in the face by a cloth.
Gersch fancied it and gave it a whirl,
Dressed as a butler in his undertaker suit, To all the Pins who have worked this year
The family solicitor really was a hoot, I wish you all great Christmas Cheer,
His dancing was ropey, but he didn't care, Our reputation has grown near and far
The mighty pins laughed, watching the Big Bear. From me "Thank You" and from Kay "Ta"
Selsig Then brought us Jekyll and Hyde,
Fire on stage and a lot more beside, In a rush I forgot one ,Theatre Group
We worked really hard to set up the lab For Oklahoma, to the P&D we did troop,
All of the audience thought it was fab, Again we worked hard for Laurie and Curly
Test tubes containing toxic water, made us think I wish we could have all left early!
"Has he really had the right drink?" And In the the words of Elaine Andrews
You are no doubt the best stage crew!
Titanic came next delivered by Spotlight,
The set was huge and gave us a fright,
Graham was serious, not acting the goat,
As he tried to sink the bloody great boat,
The show ran well, the cast thought so,
But not for Graham, who broke his toe!
To all people mentioned , do not take offence, Unfortunately only certain things rhyme!!!
