AG Friday

Friday arrived and the Hingepins trooped to the Parc and Dare for another episode of Anything Goes. Gav had a police escort due to the death threats he has received from irate Cardiff teenagers.

Gav turned up with a few sandwiches made by Mrs Lynch, which did not contain any crusts. It was noticed that all those present with links to Selsig refused to eat them.

Onto the show, it ran pretty well. Tom jam tarts could not open one of the doors so used the other one and came out with the line "lucky this place had two doors", it raised the biggest laugh of the night.

Daniel Gayileo Black cocked up on the followspot, nothing much new there then. Gav decided to have a little dance during Blow Gabriel, this resulted in quite a disturbing site, Elaine started to flash her breasts, okay she was wearing a bra. But she said to Gav in the bar later on "I think I might wear some saucy underwear tomorrow", thank god I am not there.

Meinir came fresh from the award ceremony at Cymmer foreign language school, she said it was a good day and Thomas Tudor was pleased to get a certificate for rolling the longest clay snake of his year group.

Sam turned up in a very chipper mood, armed with plenty on jelly babies.

Andrew made an appearence as well, an his usual farting exploits took place. Matt aka young flash was also stage left, making a rare diversion from the lighting box. Mind you it shows how much Rhys rates his followspot technique, when Dan gets picked before him.

Sam also took orders for the pre show meal in the slag. (Dont have steak)

Have a good night tonight everyone and a quick get out

A couple of posers

1.Why is there a girl called Simon, in the programme, and why is she a ragiograher?

2. Did Vicar Dave do the programmes?

3.Will Elaine wear kinky clobber tonight?

4. Will Andrews food arrive last again?

5. Will the King be there tonight.

6. Will Ta and Next reverb around the theatre tonight?

And finally a big happy birthday to Ali, who is 28 today, give or take 10 years